Chapter 6--The north pole evil elf

-Pedro gets in taxi-
pedro:bring me to the north pole

Taxi man: THE NORTH POLE?!?!?

Pedro:JUST DO IT

Taxi man: U can make me!

-Pedro throws man out of window and drives taxi to north pole-

678 DAYS LATER......

Pedro:finally

Pedro: Im lucky im a rubber chicken! i would b dead by now

Evil elf gabi: UR STUPID

Pedro:WTF WHO R U

Evil elf gabi: IM AN EVIL ELF

Pedro: Wheres santa?

Evil elf gabi: UP UR BUTT AND AROUND THE CORNER

Pedro: really?

Evil elf gabi: If you want santa then talk to our leader Gabriella

Pedro:Whos that?

Evil elf Gabi: her:

Pedro: Shes not that evil

Evil elf gabi: YES SHE IS

Pedro:prove it

Evil elf gabi: go down gumdrop lane

Pedro: OK

-pedro follows gumdrop lane into a castle-

Elf leader: WHO R U

Pedro: im pedro the rubber chicken

Elf leader: OK WAT DO U WANT

Pedro: umm....

Elf leader: -throws shoe at pedro-

Pedro: HEY WTF

Elf leader: shut up fatso

Pedro: Your a fatso!

Elf leader: no u

pedro:no u

Elf leader: no u

Pedro: no u

Pedro: rock paper scissors

~rock paper scissors shoot~

-elf leader gets rock-

-rubber chicken gets paper-

Elf leader: AAAAAAH

-elf leader throws pedro into pool-

Pedro: aww noodles

TO BE CONTINUED......................................

Chapter 5--The pie saviors

Pedro: im gonna open up a pie shop

-laughs evily-

-goes up to jessie-

Pedro: Can i have 4500$?

-FOAM COMES OUT OF JESSIE'S MOUTH-

JESSIE:ayeayeaye!!!shooshooshoo

Pedro: WATS THE MATTER WIL U CRAZY

Jessie: BUBKISS

-Pedro goes up to jenny-

Pedro:can i have 4500$?

Jenny:HERE NOW GET OUT

Pedro: Hmmm should i have this 1:

NAH. I should have this 1! :Pedro:PERFECT! So far there has been......0 customers!.....hmm........ i should make a poster!

-hangs up poster-

-654689 customers come-

Pedro:here is ur pie

Dude:thanx!

7 DAYS LATER...................

Pedro: Where is everyone?

-Pedro finds everyone haveing a sczeisure and constepated at the same time!-

Pedro:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bob angel: What have you've done

Pedro: Who are you? The higgly town heros?!?

Bob angel: NO U DUMB A**

Pedro: Oh its you

Bob angel: The only way to save everyone is to see the fairy god mother

Pedro: Opps, i gave her a pie

Bob: WTF IS UR PROBLEM!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Pedro: SORRY

Bob: shut up

Bob: ANOTHER way to save the ppl is to give them bags

Pedro:Where do i get bags?

Bob: THE STORE

Pedro: Right

-pedro buys 653647 bags-

-saves ppl-

person: Thank you

Pedro: shut up

Reporter 1 : So, what will YOU do next?

Pedro: Im going to the north pole........to see.............SANTA!

TO BE CONTINUED................................................................

Chapter4--Pedro becomes a hobo and dithes homantine and marries jessica simpson

Homantine: watcha gonna name ur hamster
pedro:umm
-bob pops out of no where and throws pedro into an abanded tree house-
Panpap:ahhhh its the chicken ghost!

5 DAYS LATER...................
-everyone is on the chatbox-
Jessie: DONT REFRESH MY BLOG
Jenny:fine!
-pedro refreshes-
Jessie and everyone else: -they melt-
Pedro:wtf y is everyone melting


Setting: Hawii
Charecter(s): Kool aid man,Jessie,jenny,Panpap,Pedro, and bob

Pedro: wth y is there a kool aid guy in hawii
Kool aid guy:highiuouihgdufiogshrjnhyituo Transulation:idk yo
-panpap wacks kool aid guy with pedro-
Kool aid guy: owww mon
Jessie: omg look!
-sees bob surfing-
Bob: This is kewl!
-randomly, Homantine comes.-
Homantine: WTH DUDE U BETRYED ME
Pedro:can u shut up i dont wanna b a hobo
Homantine: I HATE U
-Jenny wacks homantine with pedro-
-Pedro comes flying to massechusetts-
Pedro: aaaaah wher am i?!?!?!
-Comes up to random guy-
Pedro: where the BEEEEEP am i?!?!
Guy: Ur in massechusets
Pedro:HOW DID I GET HERE?
Guy: well....
Pedro: crap you
Guy:WHATCHA JUST SAY TO ME
Pedro:I SAID CRAP U
Guy: UR A WEANIE
Pedro: You do notice your talking to a rubber chicken
Guy: OMG UR A PHYSCO PATH
Pedro: Yup
Guy: -stomps on pedro-
Pedro:OWW!
Guy: That wat you get
Guy:Hello?
Guy: HES DEAD!
Pedro: nuh-uh
Guy: oh tator tots
-pedro shoves pie in guy's mouth-
Pedro: Pie causes constapation and blindness and it causes you to hve a sziesure
Guy: Well i gotta go shi* so bye
-Guy goes in porter potty-
-pedro listens to guy-
Guy:PUSH
Pedro: EWWWW
-Guy has scizer-


Extra! Extra!
DID U KNOW!!!!!!
THAT PIE CAUSES BLINDNESS AND CONSTAPATION?

News channel 45654:
Reporter 1: Today there was a big line at the porter potty today in massechusetts cuse of some guy who ate pie!
Reporter 2: Some guy sayd he couldnt take it anymore so he barged in then he saw a strange man haveing a scziesure with piein his mouth and he was constepated

Pedro:Thats all folks!

TO BE CONTINUED.........................

(all songs are located on sidebar)

Chapter 3--the chicken war

Jessie and Jenny: You can do this Bob
Panpap: You can do this Pedro
-both go in ring-
Pedro:Your a turd
Bob: Your a buttock
Pedro:Shut up
Bob: you
Pedro: bob is a gay name
Bob: bring it on!
-Pedro throws bob it china and bob lands on a hobo named Homantine-
Homantine:AHHH WTF
-Hoamntine kicks bob back to ring-
-Bob throws pedro to homantine-
Homantine:not you again
pedro: Shut up turd ball
Homantine: Wanna be a hobo with me?
Pedro:OK!
Homantine: Ok we need a started home for you
-Homantine finds a big box and puts a hamster in it-
Homantine: Here is your starter home!


TO BE CONTINUED.............................

Chapter 2! The little boy

-Pedro lands in little boy's bed-
Little boy:AHHHHH what the pies?!?!
Pedro: Crap you
Little boy: Mommy!!!
Mom:.......what
Little boy:A talking rubber chicken!
Mom: Kids these days
-mom leaves-
Pedro: That was a close one
Little boy: (giggles) you a fart
Pedro: What did u call me?
-little boy chokes pedro (rember hes a rubber chicken lol)- -Bob (pedros rubber chicken brother) comes and sprays sleeping powder on little kid-
Pedro:HEY UR MY ENEMY!
Bob: I am on Jenny and jessie's side!
Pedro: Im on panpap's side!

TO BE CONTINUED...............................................

(Panpap will make up a song for this chapter called Chapter 3 song!!!)



Little boy choking Pedro:

Chapter 1 1/2 About Pedro

Pedro:Hey guys! Im pedro the rubber chicken! Im 9 years old,and I LOVE gravy!!

I like to eat my brother's fried chicken wings and some bbq sauce!

Chapter 1--Meeting pedro and bob

jenny:Hello this is bob! He is a rubber chicken! We do all sorts of crazy stuff!


Chapter 1:
-jenny throws bob and he lands in panpap's bed- Panpap: WTF! Wait.....i have a rubber chicken...his name is PEDRO!

12 DAYS LATER.........

-jenny throws pedro back to mexico- Jenny: I HOPE HES HAPPY!!! Pedro (screaming so loud jenny can hear): NOOO I FELL IN MUD -pedro sees hannah montana- -pedro pulls her wig off- Pedro,jenny,jessie,panpap,and bob: WTF ITS MILEY CYRUS! -she pulls her hair out for no reason- Pedro:SHES MAD! -jessie takes pedro and throws him and he lands in a little boys bed!


TO BE CONTINUED......................................