Chapter4--Pedro becomes a hobo and dithes homantine and marries jessica simpson

Homantine: watcha gonna name ur hamster
pedro:umm
-bob pops out of no where and throws pedro into an abanded tree house-
Panpap:ahhhh its the chicken ghost!

5 DAYS LATER...................
-everyone is on the chatbox-
Jessie: DONT REFRESH MY BLOG
Jenny:fine!
-pedro refreshes-
Jessie and everyone else: -they melt-
Pedro:wtf y is everyone melting


Setting: Hawii
Charecter(s): Kool aid man,Jessie,jenny,Panpap,Pedro, and bob

Pedro: wth y is there a kool aid guy in hawii
Kool aid guy:highiuouihgdufiogshrjnhyituo Transulation:idk yo
-panpap wacks kool aid guy with pedro-
Kool aid guy: owww mon
Jessie: omg look!
-sees bob surfing-
Bob: This is kewl!
-randomly, Homantine comes.-
Homantine: WTH DUDE U BETRYED ME
Pedro:can u shut up i dont wanna b a hobo
Homantine: I HATE U
-Jenny wacks homantine with pedro-
-Pedro comes flying to massechusetts-
Pedro: aaaaah wher am i?!?!?!
-Comes up to random guy-
Pedro: where the BEEEEEP am i?!?!
Guy: Ur in massechusets
Pedro:HOW DID I GET HERE?
Guy: well....
Pedro: crap you
Guy:WHATCHA JUST SAY TO ME
Pedro:I SAID CRAP U
Guy: UR A WEANIE
Pedro: You do notice your talking to a rubber chicken
Guy: OMG UR A PHYSCO PATH
Pedro: Yup
Guy: -stomps on pedro-
Pedro:OWW!
Guy: That wat you get
Guy:Hello?
Guy: HES DEAD!
Pedro: nuh-uh
Guy: oh tator tots
-pedro shoves pie in guy's mouth-
Pedro: Pie causes constapation and blindness and it causes you to hve a sziesure
Guy: Well i gotta go shi* so bye
-Guy goes in porter potty-
-pedro listens to guy-
Guy:PUSH
Pedro: EWWWW
-Guy has scizer-


Extra! Extra!
DID U KNOW!!!!!!
THAT PIE CAUSES BLINDNESS AND CONSTAPATION?

News channel 45654:
Reporter 1: Today there was a big line at the porter potty today in massechusetts cuse of some guy who ate pie!
Reporter 2: Some guy sayd he couldnt take it anymore so he barged in then he saw a strange man haveing a scziesure with piein his mouth and he was constepated

Pedro:Thats all folks!

TO BE CONTINUED.........................

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