Chapter 6--The north pole evil elf

-Pedro gets in taxi-
pedro:bring me to the north pole

Taxi man: THE NORTH POLE?!?!?

Pedro:JUST DO IT

Taxi man: U can make me!

-Pedro throws man out of window and drives taxi to north pole-

678 DAYS LATER......

Pedro:finally

Pedro: Im lucky im a rubber chicken! i would b dead by now

Evil elf gabi: UR STUPID

Pedro:WTF WHO R U

Evil elf gabi: IM AN EVIL ELF

Pedro: Wheres santa?

Evil elf gabi: UP UR BUTT AND AROUND THE CORNER

Pedro: really?

Evil elf gabi: If you want santa then talk to our leader Gabriella

Pedro:Whos that?

Evil elf Gabi: her:

Pedro: Shes not that evil

Evil elf gabi: YES SHE IS

Pedro:prove it

Evil elf gabi: go down gumdrop lane

Pedro: OK

-pedro follows gumdrop lane into a castle-

Elf leader: WHO R U

Pedro: im pedro the rubber chicken

Elf leader: OK WAT DO U WANT

Pedro: umm....

Elf leader: -throws shoe at pedro-

Pedro: HEY WTF

Elf leader: shut up fatso

Pedro: Your a fatso!

Elf leader: no u

pedro:no u

Elf leader: no u

Pedro: no u

Pedro: rock paper scissors

~rock paper scissors shoot~

-elf leader gets rock-

-rubber chicken gets paper-

Elf leader: AAAAAAH

-elf leader throws pedro into pool-

Pedro: aww noodles

TO BE CONTINUED......................................